Thursday, November 14, 2013

Happy Deathday Roadside!!!

Greetings Gremlins...  It Is I, Orlock the Gothic Ghoul and I have Returned, Reluctantly, to this Mausoleum of Madness just in Time for another of the Revenant's Depressing Deathday Celebrations!  Woe to the World Weary Wraith for Once More he Mopes and Moans about the Mausoleum Lamenting the Loss of Alligatorman and the Addition of Another Agonizing Age of Drudgery, Damnation and Doom as He Heralds the Harbinger of Hoary Hosts...  the Birthday Clown.  So let us Take Pity on Poor, Putrescent Roadside...  With age Comes Wisdom, but so to does Rigor Mortis.  For my Friend this Fiendish Freak I have Compiled a Collection of Depressing and Dreadful Death songs in the Hope that It will Remind Him of his Better days before the Embalming...

01 Swing Movements  - Entertainment
02 Nightmare - Screams for Tina
03 Memento Mori - Stone 588
04 Cop shoot Cop - Everybody Loves You When You're Dead
05 Grave Dance - Cemetary
06 Christian Death - Deathwish
07 Crimson Scarlet - Two Kinds of Red
08 Bat Nouveau - Lillies
09 Batboner - DthRck
10 Strap on Halo - Only in Death
11 Mescaline Babies - Cold Earth
12 The Deadlines - Dead Indeed
13 ???

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Here you Are my Beastly Brood, My Halloween 2013 podcast a Week Early...  As things Around the Tomb are so Tricky These Nights, I have Sent the Devil Forth with This, My Malodorous Musical Message for all My Main Meanies!!!  The Treat is the Tunes, the Trick is No Tracks Listed...  Boo Hoo...  Be glad it was not A Razor in your Raisinettes!  Enjoy the Evisceration my Evil Eeries...

Undead but Still Kicking.  I have Finally Furrowed my way Forth From the Foundation of Filth that Lies Below my Crypt, Creeplings...  I have been Buried there these Many Months Since a Furious Flush of Fecal Witted Villagers Burned Down My Morbid Mausoleum and Chased Out my Poor Predating Pet Alligatorman!  Of Orlock, no signs as Yet, Though his Cowardice at the Cries of Cudgel wielding Cottagers lends me to Believe he Flew the Roost.  As I am yet Dirtying up Again, there shall be only two posts this Month.  That which you see before you and My Halloween Mix for 2013.  Stay Sanguine My Seedlings...


Wednesday, January 16, 2013

This Damned Computer!!!

I am Sorry I have not Posted for a time here in the Tomb, But my Cacodemon Fueled Computer has passed this Immortal Coil and has been Dumped in the Septic Pit with the rest of Alligatorman's broken toys.  I have been forced to Leave my Lurking Lounge and Go forth amongst the "Humans" in Search of another.  It is Difficult to find just the Right Imp-tel CPU to Resurrect my poor little Cacodemon...  Soon, however Orlock assures me,  All will run well Again and I may bring you another Podcast to Tickle your Terrors.  Until then, Stay Creepy!!!

Monday, December 31, 2012

The Revenant Versus Orlock New Years Eve Edition!

Welcome Kiddies, to the End of Another Horrifying Year!  Orlock and I Have Decided to Put Together a Vile Collection of our Favorite Tunes from the Past 365!
But Listener be Warned, Not Every Song in the Following Presentation was released in the Year of Our Worm 2012.  It is Not That Kind of List.
This is just a Sampling of That which was Often Heard Echoing Down the Sepulchral Tunnels of the Tomb Over this Last Year.
Enjoy, Ghouls!

1) Grave Slaves - Crimson Tide
2) Funeral Crashers - Blackout Days
3) Boney Fiend - Diggin' up a Date
4) Actifed! - Crucifixion
5) Horror Story - Rock'n'Roll Frankenstein
6) Fear Incorporated - Sawney's Cave
7) the Coffinshakers - Walpurgis Night
8) Miguel and the Living Dead - Black Magic Sex Terror
9) Necrofusion - Room 20
10) Red Voice Choir - Leviathan
11) Under a Nightmare - Drinking Trioxin
12) Korbak - Crows Feeding
13) Orlock and the Rockin' Ghouls - Night Predators
14) Sleepless - Darkness
15) Dead Holiday - the Infected
16) Live Not On Evil - the Scary Polka
17) Bat Nouveau - Lillies
18) Reverend Hellbastard - Every Halloween
19) Hexenhaus - Katakombi
20) Ghouls Night Out - Monster Love
21) 13th Moon - Redrum
22) the Pallbearers - Cold Cold Ground
23) Dracula Biscuits - Transylvania
24) Karloff - Krawl of the Karloffians
25) Tears for the Dying - Death on the Elevator (Super Heroines Cover)
26) the Wreckenstein Brawlers - Werewolf Women from Planet X

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

I Apologize that My Posts Have Benn Lagging this past Week.  We are Holed Up Here in the Crypt Suffering From the Grue Flu and Also a Shoulder Injury.  At my Age I suppose I should not Attempt to Clean out Alligatorman's Feeding Pit on my Own!  Coming Soon on the 31st, However, Shall be My and Orlock's Combo Podcast of our Favorite Songs of 2012!  Stay Glued Monster Kids!!!

Thursday, December 13, 2012


Well, Well, Well... Here We Are Fiends and Foul Ones!!!  Welcome to The Roadside Revenant Vs. Christmas!!!
I Believe I Have Done Justice to this Years Anti Jolly Ho Ho Hell!
So Pull Up a Nice Comfy Coffin, Get a Good Strong Cup of Blood Nog, Lay Back, Close Your Eyes and Dream of the Holiday Horrors to Come...

1) the White Coffin Terror - Silent Night, Deadly Night
2) the Crypt Keeper - the 12 Days of Cryptmas
3) Heywood Banks - You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat
4) Austrian Death Machine - Jingle Bells
5) Porn Orchard - Christmas Sucks
6) the Wretched Ones - Christmas Song
7) Jon Lajoie - Cold Blooded Christmas
8) Thee Merry Widows - Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
9) Brian, Kenny, Linda, Lee and Butch - Grandpa's Revenge
10) Kekal - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
11) Boris Pickett and the Crypt Kickers - Monster's Holiday
12) Korn - Kidnap the Santy Klaws
13) the Reverend Horton Heat - We Three Kings
14) the Vaudvilles - Shot My Baby For Christmas
15) H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society - the Carol of the Olde Ones
16) Dan Hart - Santa Eats Little Kids
17) the Coffin Caddies - Halloween on Xmas
18) the Van Orsdels - You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch
19) Knock Galley West - Gunslingin' Santa
20) Thirsty Dave's Western Caravan - Psycho Santa
21) Eric Idle - Fuck Christmas
22) Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas at Ground Zero

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

the 13 Days of Creepmas Day 12!!!

On the Twelth Day of Creepmas My Dead Love Gave To Me...A Lovely Little Laugh from the Horrorpunk Band Grave Disorder!!!  I Saw Mommy Killing Santa Claus!!!  Take That Jolly Fat Man!!!

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